hi:

I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can


phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket


sleuthplex:

charlesoberonn:

sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

more like cry school

leaning a bit towards die school


wlse:

my dogs gave me a lecture today


biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts


owlmylove:

avvadakedavvra:

disneyprincessdreams:

anniephantom:

why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia

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Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it

that hasnt stopped any corporations before

#SHOTS FIRED


tittily:

public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity 

and then you look down at your textbook and its like

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queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE


  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

cockringtoss:

*strategically places snapchat text box over acne*